Do You Have the Potential to be a “Real” Amsterdam Tourist?

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1. Do you know how to ride a bicycle?
2. Do you know the difference between left and right and do you understand road signs?  (We Dutchies bicycle on the right. We even have bicycle signs on the road, so please don’t be all over the place.)
3. Have you ever seen “almost” naked women or are interested in seeing them?
4. Do you love cheese?
5. Have you always dreamed of legally being able to smoke a joint?
6. Do you love DJ Tiesto, techno music and parties, parties and more parties?
7. Do you like to drink Heineken beer?
8. Do you like to “go Dutch” with your girlfriend during your holiday instead of being the gentleman all the time?
9. Are you able to walk in clogs?
10. Do you like tulips and windmills?

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If you answered “Yes” to all these questions…..

Then consider yourself a 100% potential Amsterdam tourist! You are guaranteed to have the best time of your life in Amsterdam.

Book a hostel in Amsterdam straight away!